shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
because fuck john green
Plus, he manipulated his way into a date with his wife by inviting several friends out to a movie, then secretly telling them all not to show up except her and if you don’t think that’s some deceitful, creepy-ass shit, then you have a problem.
I didn’t care for TFIOS. I thought it was me being an asshole.